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1990 - 75m.
Germany

Sort of like a German Redneck Zombies only way worse, this bottom-rung indie horror/comedy import has a military plane crash landing and unleashing a deadly chemical that turns people into gut-munching zombies.

From the creator of the Violent Shit series (yay for us all!) comes this completely ass-sucking zombie movie that's loaded with tons of pathetic gore set-pieces and an ineptness that would be hard to match even if you gathered together some drinking buddies, got totally drunk and broke out the camcorder.

Director/writer Schnaas also did the gore effects (mostly animal intestines and red paint looking blood) that includes someone being sawed in half by a chainsaw, a girl getting her breast cut-off and eaten and a hilariously bad "plastic baby doll" being ripped in two).

If you've heard of this one, then you probably know what to expect, and if it wasn't for the minimally amusing dubbing (that has one white character talking jive and seems to have been made up on the fly) it would be completely avoidable by all.

Unless you don't believe it can be quite as terrible as you've heard or if you have a compulsion to hear the main character bitch at his friend to "not bleed" on his car seats (it's actually kind of funny) then stay far away.

And the "To Be Continued..." scroll at the end seems more like a threat than a treat. Schnaas sucks, man.

Directed By: Andreas Schnaas.
Written By: Andreas Schnaas.

Starring: Matthias Keil, Ralf Hess, Matthias Abbes, Marc Trinkhaus.


DVD INFORMATION

Picture Ratio: Full Frame.

Picture Quality: Thanks to the slim budget this looks pretty fuzzy and "blah".

Extras: Comes as an extra feature on the Zombie Doom DVD so there's no features except Shock-O-Rama's trailer vault.