Strict horror fans should pass this one by as the minimal plot has vampire Tina Krause (who's naked before the credits even roll) recruiting loser Wally Van Helsing (played by EI Cinema regular, and frequent scene stealer, John P. Fedele) to get her some "lesbians". This, of course, leads to frequent softcore couplings as our shmuck looks on from the distance.

Krause (who's always welcome, especially when doffing her duds) is on-screen for very little time and gives this its only "horror" element - even if all she does is say in a wacky accent "bring me lesbians!" and chokes on a garlic powder sandwich at the end. Packed with nude bodies, juvenile jokes (some of which actually work okay) and a complete lack of plot only those looking for a cheap thrill need apply.

It's always nice to see Krause, Fedele and Debbie Rochon (who has a bit part as a waitress) - too bad they always seem to get stuck in this sort of drivel. At least we can see all the standard T&A devices (hot wax, spanking and ice) plus a shower scene where you can see the girls undies even though she took them off seconds earlier and the fact an apparently "innocent" girl is caked with piercings and tattoos.

At least it's over fairly quick. Collector's edition video contains the meandering short "Misty's Secret".

Get it from Seduction Cinema.

Directed By: John Bacchus.
Written By: John Bacchus.

Starring: Tina Krause, Kiki Michaels, John P. Fedele, Jessica English.