EI Independent Cinema tries their hand at an Airplane!-like spoof aping 1997's Titanic in this tale of an all-new ship that's launched from the New York harbour. On board is vampire Vladimina (Tammy Parks), who's looking for her queen, and other wacky characters including a Heavy Metal rocker, his girlfriend (Tina Krause), a crusty sea captain and others.

Softcore parody has plenty of skin and girl-on-girl action for the T&A crowd but it's also packed with plenty of amusing juvenile humour (most of it about sex), endearingly cheap production values and two lead actresses who are very pleasing to look at. This never takes itself seriously, and neither should you.

A pretty entertaining indie comedy with enough skin, laughs and silliness to be fun. Plus we get to see director Fedele's obvious (and funny) riff on ex-drunkard Ozzy Osbourne.

Get it from Seduction Cinema.

Directed By: John P. Fedele.
Written By: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Joe Ned.

Starring: Tammy Parks, Tina Krause, Michael Thomas, John P. Fedele.