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2000 - 85m.

This second Mr. Creepo production (after Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires) takes on the slasher genre, most particularly the "half-dressed girls getting slaughtered" type.

Seven strippers (that include indie stalwart Debbie Rochon and the delectable Persephone) go on vacation to a coastal town and start to get killed by a hook-handed killer when they're trapped in a lighthouse during a hurricane.

While this does turn out better than most "...party massacre" movies it still suffers from heavy padding, amateurish production values at times and the fact no-one gets killed until almost an hour in. Still, this plays like a movie Herschell Gordon Lewis could've made with plenty of almost pointless dialogue, low-brow humour, naked women (of all shapes and sizes) and cheesy gore.

It's not all a wash though because we get to look at Rochon (who doffs her duds also), there are a few amusing moments and the dopey tone lets loose a bunch of okay in-jokes. Most of the cast uses porn star-like fake names (like Creepo's first production) with DiDi Delicious being most annoying (and getting a cheer when she's drown in a toilet).

For undescriminating viewers only. Like their last production there's some amusing outtakes after the credits.

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Directed By: Timothy Green Beckley.
Written By: Timothy Green Beckley.

Starring: Debbie Rochon, Persephone, DiDi Delicious, Zane Ka.