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2000 - 80m.

EI Cinema releases yet another softcore comedy/horror (that is as always light on the horror part) this time with Dr. Frankenstein (the always fun John P. Fedele) bringing repressed wife Darian Caine back to life only for her to go on sexual romps when it turns out he accidently gave her the brain of a lesbian.

While this is obvious camp from the get-go and packs in plenty of juvenile goings-on (lots of fart and bodily function jokes); this just doesn't work as well as their last similar film Titanic 2000. Why is this? Probably because there's an even worse lack of plot than T2000 and way too much borderline T&A moments. Also throw in the fact Caine is pretty lousy at her role and you have this somewhat inane time that doesn't even try for a plot.

A complete male fantasy brought to life; this is dopey, low-brow, cheesy and way stupid with a couple of jokes that worked for me (like the scene where it's staged like a sitcom, laughtrack and all) and a EI regular joe cast (Fedele, Zachary W. Snygg and another Debbie Rochon cameo) that do their best; but this is still a completely skippable.

Directed By: John Bacchus.
Written By: Bacchus, Michael Beckerman, Clancey Fitzsimmons, Joe Ned.

Starring: Darian Caine, Heidi Christine, Jade Duboir, Victoria Vega.