Director/writer Devin Hamilton (Bleed) cranks out another mediocre slasher flick for Shadow Entertainment (formerly Full Moon) with this cannibalistic campus horror/comedy that has the girls of the Delta Delta Pi sorority seducing male students in order to chop them up and serve them as baked goods under the tuteledge of housemother Julie Strain. However they might have to stop lowering the male student population long enough to try and stop curious Joe Dain (who's suspicious of all the campus disappearances) and former sorority member Brinke Stevens who's come back to stop the killings.

This one certainly doesn't live up to my expectations; I mean, c'mon, look at the campy title and the lead actresses (aging B-movie babes Strain and Stevens) and tell me how you can't be looking forward to a nudity and gore filled cheese epic!

Well, despite it being watchable, having one bizarre "organ chewing" dream sequence and having some skin this just feels pretty tame considering and even the catfight at the end of the movie isn't that exciting. It's just that the entire thing feels like a one paragraph idea padded out to feature-length as the premise is as thin as can be and really not much happens - even the deaths are pretty bloodless and lacking the gory goodness that'd please any B-level slasher fan.

Sure, it's fun watching Strain ham it up for the camera (this is probably the best performance I've seen her give - and she doesn't just rely on her curvy figure and big breasts to do it) and it's pleasing dopey at times; but all-in-all it's just another passable time.

You know you're in trouble when the movie even manages to screw-up Stevens' revenge by having her spout lousy one-liners and showing nothing on-screen. (Chris Hartley, 9/2/04)

Directed By: Devin Hamilton.
Written By: Devin Hamilton.

Starring: Julie Strain, Brinke Stevens, Joe Dain, Steve Malis.